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| One guy was on duty in the main lab on a quiet afternoon. He noticed a young woman sitting in front of one of the workst... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| When do computers go to sleep?When its internight.... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Whats the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What did Bill Gates wife say to him on their wedding night?No wonder you called the company Microsoft... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?A big mac.... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empirically. He jumped out of... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a choice of computers to use.Teacher: You get a choice her, too. Use the one weve go... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Customer: "Wait, that password looks really gray. Im going to type it in again."... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Customer: "Why didnt you tell me I have call waiting?" Tech Support: "Sir, we have no way of knowing if you have call wa... more
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