| 1. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Want to buy a pocket computer?No, thanks, I already know how many pockets Ive got.... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| As most technophiles are aware, there are special programs to run scanners. These programs use a TWAIN driver to perform... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a choice of computers to use.Teacher: You get a choice her, too. Use the one weve go... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out tha... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Comments made by Programmers when their programs dont work: Strange... Ive never heard about that. It did work yesterday... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?A slipped disk.... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| "Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand?"" My right hand."" Amazing!Most people have to use... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Would you like to buy a second-hand computer?Im afraid not. Im only able to type with one hand as it is.... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: Which way did the programmer go?A: He went DATA way!... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: Whats the best way to accelerate a Mac?A: 9.81 m/s2... more
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