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| After buying a PC from a dealer of shady shady repute, the luckless customer unpacked his new toy and plugged it in to f... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist.... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Me: "What is that noise?" Customer: "Hey Martinez!! Im on the phone! Cut it out!" Me: "What was that?" Beep! Beep! Beep!... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve arou... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empirically. He jumped out of... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What did Bill Gates wife say to him on their wedding night?No wonder you called the company Microsoft... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| - Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer? - Well, dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you a... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| ..... Ya see, we at Microsoft believe in making computing easier! What could be easier for consumers than having only ON... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| "This little computer," said the sales clerk, "will do half of your job for you." Studying the machine, the senior VP sa... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: What do you call a series of FDIV instructions on a Pentium? A: Successive approximations.... more
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