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| What do you do if your computer hums?Tell it to change its socsks!... more
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| Q: Complete the following word analogy: Add is to Subtract as Multiply is to: 1) Divide 2) ROUND 3) RANDOM 4) On a Penti... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Many people in computer labs will assure you, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that they were doing everything correctly, and... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and said, "Well Bill, Im rea... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| I overheard a woman in a computer store say to the sales assistant "I want a game capable of holding the interest of my... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist.... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and invalid".... more
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| Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have t... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Redmond, WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will... more
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