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| What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentines Day? Rugs and kisses!... more
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| How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?His lips are moving.... more
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| Ned: What does your Dad sell ?Ed: Salt.Ned: Well, my dad is a salt seller, too.Ed: Shake.... more
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| Salesman: Roll up, roll up! Come to our mammoth sale. Mammoth bargains to be had in our mammoth sale. Customer: Forget i... more
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| "No, no, no!" said the enraged businessman to the persistent salesman. "I cannot see you today!" "Thats fine," said the... more
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| What salesman has the slickest line?A hair grease salesman.... more
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| Two shoe salespeople were sent to Africa to open up new markets. Three days after arriving, one salesperson called the o... more
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| How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?"Hi. Nice to meet you. Im better than you."... more
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| Patient: Doctor, you have to help me stop talking to myself. Doctor: Why is that? Patient: Im a salesman and I keep sell... more
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| Customer: You said these pants were pure wool, but the label says "all cotton."Salesman: Oh, thats just to keep the moth... more
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