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| My computer isnt that nervous. Its just a bit ANSI.... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: "Ive been doing risk analysis by hand for five years, and we finally got your program so we could do it automa... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar, he sees a big... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Why was there a bug in the computer?It was looking for a byte to eat.... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Would you like to buy a second-hand computer?Im afraid not. Im only able to type with one hand as it is.... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist.... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| After a caller gave a technician her PCs serial number, he scanned a database of registered users and responded, "I see... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?One, to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| This computer you charged me L950 for doesnt work....and you said it would be trouble free.It is, I charged you L950 for... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q. What creature has the best aptitude for engineering ?A. The spider -- It has its own website.... more
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