Nearly 10,000 funny jokes online now! home | random joke | submit joke | contact us JOKES :: RANDOM JOKE SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Travel and tourist jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 46   Joke: A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an older lady and anolder gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showingthe glamorous destinations around the world. The agent had had agood week and the dejected couple looking in the window gave him arare feeling of generosity. He called them into his shop and said, "I know that on your pension you could never hope to have a holiday, so I am sending you off to a fabulous resort at my expense, and I wont take no for an answer." He took them inside and asked his secretary to write two flight tickets and book a room in a five star hotel. They, as can be expected, gladly accepted, and were on their way. About a month later the little lady came in to his shop. "Andhow did you like your holiday?" he asked eagerly. "The flight was exciting and the room was lovely," she said. "Ive come to thank you.But, one th ing puzzled me. Who was that old guy I had to share the roomwith?"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Travel And Tourist Jokes: 1.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathes worried about getting real seasick. The doctor tells... more 2.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   A not so rich couple decided to stay at a very exclusive hotel for a night. The manager immediately recognized them for... more 3.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an older lady and anolder gentleman peering in the shop window at the post... more 4.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   Two anthropologists fly to the south sea islands to study the natives. They go to two adjacent islands and set to work.... more 5.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   In Alaskas National Forests, a tourists guide was giving a talk to a group of tourists about hiking in grizzly bear terr... more 6.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   A tourist was being led through the swamps of Florida. "Is it true," he asked, "that an alligator wont attack you if you... more 7.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   "Room service? Send up a larger room."... more 8.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   A pair of tourists were out in the fields when they discovered an abandoned well near an old farm house. Of course theyr... more 9.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the group was a real curmudgeon, constantly complaining. T... more 10.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort ? The Baaahaaamaaas !... more home | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners Copyright © Computer Jokes, Geek Jokes, Nerd Jokes