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| Tourist: Whats the speed limit in this hick town?Native: We dont have one. You strangers cant get out of here fast enoug... more
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| What is a twip? A twip is what a wabbit takes when he wides a twain.... more
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| Two Yanks touring London in a taxi. What is that asked one of the Yanks. Why that is Buckingham Palace answered the taxi... more
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| 4. | Category: Travel and tourist jokes |
| Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners. He turns... more
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| "I cant believe it," said the tourist. "Ive been here an entire week and its done nothing but rain. When do you have sum... more
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| "Look, guide, here are some LION tracks.""Good. You see where they go and Ill find out where they came from."... more
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| During my stay at an expensive hotel in New York City, I woke up in the middle of the night with an upset stomach. I cal... more
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| 8. | Category: Travel and tourist jokes |
| Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathes worried about getting real seasick. The doctor tells... more
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| 9. | Category: Travel and tourist jokes |
| Police Officer: Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?Driver: I love to travel.... more
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| A tourist is visiting New York City when his car breaks down. He jumps out and starts fiddling under the hood. About fiv... more
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