Nearly 10,000 funny jokes online now! home | random joke | submit joke | contact us JOKES :: RANDOM JOKE SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Travel and tourist jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 40   Joke: In Alaskas National Forests, a tourists guide was giving a talk to a group of tourists about hiking in grizzly bear territory: "Most bear encounters occur when hikers, being extra quiet along the trails in hopes of viewing wildlife, accidentally stumble into bears. The resulting suprise can be catastrophic." To avoid this, he suggested that each hiker wear tiny bells on their clothing to warn the bears of their presence. "Also," he said further, "be especially cautious when you see signs of bears in the area, especially when you see bear droppings."One tourist asked, "How do you identify bear droppings?""Oh thats easy," the guide explained, "its the ones with all the tiny bells in them!"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Travel And Tourist Jokes: 1.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   Joan, who was rather well-proportioned, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. She wore a... more 2.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travelbag onto the plane. Helped by a flight attendan... more 3.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   A traveler became lost in the Sahara desert. Realizing his only chance for survival was to find civilization, he began w... more 4.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   A person checks into a hotel for the first time in his life, and goes up to his room. Five minutes later he calls the de... more 5.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   A traveller pulls into a hotel around midnight and asks the clerk for a single room. As the clerk fills out the paperwor... more 6.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   Guest: Why did you offer me a piece of candy?Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.... more 7.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   A not so rich couple decided to stay at a very exclusive hotel for a night. The manager immediately recognized them for... more 8.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   Well-known lodging chain announced it was creating a line of nofrills hotels. The only way youll see a chocolate on the... more 9.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   Teacher: Id like a room, please. Hotel Receptionist: Single, Sir? Teacher: Yes, but I am engaged.... more 10.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an older lady and anolder gentleman peering in the shop window at the post... more home | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners Copyright © Computer Jokes, Geek Jokes, Nerd Jokes