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| Windsor castle, outside of London, is directly in the flight path of Heathrow International Airport. While a group of to... more
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| "And will there be anything else, sir?" the bellboy asked after setting out an elaborate dinner for two."No thank you,"... more
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| What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels? Very large ones.... more
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| The frightened tourist: "Are there any bats in this cave?"The guide: "There were, but dont worry, the snakes ate all of... more
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| A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audiencewould bedifferent each week, so the magician allow... more
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| The transatlantic liner was experiencing particularly heavy weather, and Mrs Jones wasnt feeling well. "Would you care f... more
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| Someone -- always a man -- always asks, "does theship run on generators?" The Cruise Director usuallytells them, "No, we... more
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| What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort ? The Baaahaaamaaas !... more
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| "I cant believe it," said the tourist. "Ive been here an entire week and its done nothing but rain. When do you have sum... more
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| Where do werewolves stay when theyre on vacation? At the Howliday Inn!... more
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