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Category:Travel and tourist jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A tourist was being led through the swamps of Florida. "Is it true," he asked, "that an alligator wont attack you if you carry a flashlight?""That depends," replied the guide, "on how fast you carry the flashlight."
 
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