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Category:Travel and tourist jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A person checks into a hotel for the first time in his life, and goes up to his room. Five minutes later he calls the desk and say, "Youve given me a room with no exit. How do I leave?"The desk clerk says, "Sir, thats absurd. Have you looked for the door?"The person says, " Well, theres one door that leads to the bathroom. Theres a second door that goes into the closet. And theres a door I havent tried, but it has a do not disturb sign on it."
 
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