Nearly 10,000 funny jokes online now! home | random joke | submit joke | contact us JOKES :: RANDOM JOKE SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Travel and tourist jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 45   Joke: A traveller pulls into a hotel around midnight and asks the clerk for a single room. As the clerk fills out the paperwork, the man looks around and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting in the lobby. He tells the clerk to wait while he disappears into the lobby. After a minute he comes back, with the girl on his arm."Fancy meeting my wife here," he says to the clerk. "Guess Ill need a double room for the night."Next morning, he comes to settle his bill, and finds the amount to be over $3000. "Whats the meaning of this?" he yells at the clerk. "Ive only been here one night!""Yes," says the clerk, "but your wife has been here for three weeks."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Travel And Tourist Jokes: 1.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   Teacher: Id like a room, please. Hotel Receptionist: Single, Sir? Teacher: Yes, but I am engaged.... more 2.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   Tourist: The flies are awfully thick around here. Dont you ever shoo them?Native: No, we just let them go barefoot.... more 3.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   Q: How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.... more 4.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   In Alaskas National Forests, a tourists guide was giving a talk to a group of tourists about hiking in grizzly bear terr... more 5.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   Guest: Why did you offer me a piece of candy?Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.... more 6.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   Tourist: Is this 99 Main Street?Resident: No, its 66, but we turn it upside down to confuse people.... more 7.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audiencewould bedifferent each week, so the magician allow... more 8.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take a bomb with you.BECAUSE: What are the... more 9.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   On her annual visit to another planet, an old lady turns to the cabin steward and says. "I hope this spaceship doesnt tr... more 10.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote:"I would very much... more home | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners Copyright © Computer Jokes, Geek Jokes, Nerd Jokes