Nearly 10,000 funny jokes online now! home | random joke | submit joke | contact us JOKES :: RANDOM JOKE SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Travel and tourist jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 48   Joke: Three New Zealanders and three Aussies are travelling by train to a cricket match at the World Cup in England. At the station, the three Aussies each buy a ticket and watch as the three New Zealanders buy just one ticket between them. "How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of the Aussies. "Watch and learn," answers one of the New Zealanders. They all board the train. The Aussies take their respective seats but all three New Zealanders cram into a toilet and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The Aussies see this and agree it was quite a clever idea. So after the game, they decide to copy the New Zealanders on the return trip and save some money (being clever with money, and all that). When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the New Zealanders dont buy a ticket at all!! "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed Aussie. "Watch and learn," answers a New Zealander. When they board the train the three Aussies cram into a toilet and soon after the three New Zealanders cram into another nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterwards, one of the New Zealanders leaves the toilet and walks over to the toilet where the Aussies are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket please."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Travel And Tourist Jokes: 1.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, "Would it be chea... more 2.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   Windsor castle, outside of London, is directly in the flight path of Heathrow International Airport. While a group of to... more 3.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   Q: How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.... more 4.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   "Room Service? Can you send up a towel?" "Please wait, someone else is using it."... more 5.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   Two Yanks touring London in a taxi. What is that asked one of the Yanks. Why that is Buckingham Palace answered the taxi... more 6.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting... more 7.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   On her annual visit to another planet, an old lady turns to the cabin steward and says. "I hope this spaceship doesnt tr... more 8.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   "I cant believe it," said the tourist. "Ive been here an entire week and its done nothing but rain. When do you have sum... more 9.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   Tourist: Whats the speed limit in this hick town?Native: We dont have one. You strangers cant get out of here fast enoug... more 10.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying to the Far East. Over the public address system, the Captain... more home | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners Copyright © Computer Jokes, Geek Jokes, Nerd Jokes