Nearly 10,000 funny jokes online now! home | random joke | submit joke | contact us JOKES :: RANDOM JOKE SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Travel and tourist jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 43   Joke: A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the group was a real curmudgeon, constantly complaining. The bus seats are uncomfortable.The food is terrible. Its too hot. Its too cold. The accommodations are awful.The group arrived at the site of the famous Blarney Stone. "Good luck will be followin ya all your days if you kiss the Blarney Stone,"the guide said. "Unfortunately, its being cleaned today and so no one willbe able to kiss it. Perhaps we can come back tomorrow.""We cant be here tomorrow," the nasty woman shouted. "We have some other boring tour to go on. So I guess we cant kiss the stupid stone.""Well now," the guide said, "it is said that if you kiss someone who has kissed the stone, youll have the same good fortune.""And I suppose youve kissed the stone," the woman scoffed."No, maam," the frustrated guide said, "but Ive sat on it."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Travel And Tourist Jokes: 1.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   Tourist: Is this 99 Main Street?Resident: No, its 66, but we turn it upside down to confuse people.... more 2.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   Tourist: The flies are awfully thick around here. Dont you ever shoo them?Native: No, we just let them go barefoot.... more 3.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   This woman is visiting in Israel and notices that her little travel alarm needs a battery. She looks for a watch repair... more 4.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   Well-known lodging chain announced it was creating a line of nofrills hotels. The only way youll see a chocolate on the... more 5.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting... more 6.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   "Were you in Paris on your vacation?""I dont know, my wife got the tickets."... more 7.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audiencewould bedifferent each week, so the magician allow... more 8.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   How can you tell elephants love to travel ?They are always packing their trunk !... more 9.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners. He turns... more 10.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   Someone -- always a man -- always asks, "does theship run on generators?" The Cruise Director usuallytells them, "No, we... more home | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners Copyright © Computer Jokes, Geek Jokes, Nerd Jokes