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Category:Travel and tourist jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A German tourist walks into a McDonalds in New York City and orders a beer. (In Germany and many parts of Europe, McDonalds actually does serve beer.) The local guy in the line behind him immediately gives him the jab: "They dont serve BEER here, you MORON!" The German fellow felt pretty stupid, but suddenly turns to the New Yorker with a surprised look, and begins to chuckle."And whats so funny?!?" the New Yorker demands."Oh, nothing really, I just realized that you came here for the food."
 
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