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| Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathes worried about getting real seasick. The doctor tells... more
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| What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel? Im sorry to leave, now that Ive almost bought... more
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| A not so rich couple decided to stay at a very exclusive hotel for a night. The manager immediately recognized them for... more
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| An American tourist travelling in Limerick came across a little antique shop in which he was lucky enough to pick up, fo... more
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| Tourist: Whats the speed limit in this hick town?Native: We dont have one. You strangers cant get out of here fast enoug... more
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| Someone -- always a man -- always asks, "does theship run on generators?" The Cruise Director usuallytells them, "No, we... more
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| A German tourist walks into a McDonalds in New York City and orders a beer. (In Germany and many parts of Europe, McDona... more
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| "I cant believe it," said the tourist. "Ive been here an entire week and its done nothing but rain. When do you have sum... more
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| Mrs Jones: Now, remember, children, travel is very good for you. It broadens the mind. Betty, muttering: If youre anythi... more
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| The tourist: "Can you tell me why so many famous Civil War battles were fought on National Park Sites?"... more
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