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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:The transatlantic liner was experiencing particularly heavy weather, and Mrs Jones wasnt feeling well. "Would you care for some more supper, maam?" asked the steward. "No, thanks," replied the wretched passenger. "Just throw it overboard to save me the trouble."
 
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