Nearly 10,000 funny jokes online now! home | random joke | submit joke | contact us JOKES :: RANDOM JOKE SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Travel and tourist jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 45   Joke: An American tourist travelling in Limerick came across a little antique shop in which he was lucky enough to pick up, for a mere $150, the skull of Saint Patrick. Included in the price was a certificate of the skulls authenticity, signed by Saint Patrick himself.Ten years later the tourist returned to Ireland and asked the antique shop owner if he had any more bargains. "Ive got the very thing for you," said the Irishman. "Its the genuine skull of Saint Patrick". "You swindler!" shouted the American. "You sold me that ten years ago," and, producing the skull, added, "Look, theyre not even the same size!""You have it all wrong," said the Irishman. "This is the skull of Saint Patrick when he was a lad."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Travel And Tourist Jokes: 1.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote:"I would very much... more 2.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners. He turns... more 3.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   Q: How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.... more 4.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   "Room service? Send up a larger room."... more 5.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   What is a twip? A twip is what a wabbit takes when he wides a twain.... more 6.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travelbag onto the plane. Helped by a flight attendan... more 7.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   Teacher: Id like a room, please. Hotel Receptionist: Single, Sir? Teacher: Yes, but I am engaged.... more 8.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   Guest: Why did you offer me a piece of candy?Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.... more 9.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronu... more 10.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   A tourist was being led through the swamps of Florida. "Is it true," he asked, "that an alligator wont attack you if you... more home | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners Copyright © Computer Jokes, Geek Jokes, Nerd Jokes