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Category:Travel and tourist jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:"I cant believe it," said the tourist. "Ive been here an entire week and its done nothing but rain. When do you have summer here?" "Well, thats hard to say," replied the local. "Last year, it was on a Wednesday."
 
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